General Above I am Below Chapter 14

General Above I am Below Chapter Fourteen “A Risky Move”

Edited by Xia

E/N: Due to an accident 。≧ _ ≦。(my bad orz ), the post was released a bit early (and unfinished) on 28Jul2017, but it’s now complete.

For those of you who are interested, I’ve edited the previous chapters and they should all be updated shortly. Enjoy the chapter!


The quality of the young Taoist nuns from Hanshan monastery was relatively high. Their skin smooth like water, their eyes have traces of the beginning of spring, gentle lovely actions, and sweet tender voices. They wore flowery silk dresses and precious stone ornaments, which increased their good looking appearances. Moreover, in the mountains of poverty with hopeless futures, the girls’ wealth was scarcer than the others. Under the generosity of Xia Yu Jin, who spend money like water, everyone displayed positive enthusiasm. Displaying their fearless spirit in front of the imposing generals, their coquettish glances were even more moving than the female singers of the Qin River. It was no wonder that the generals on the boat vulgarly whistled and clapped their hands, wishing one could throw out their eyes.

Xia Yu Jin is very pleased, allowing the boat to come closer. He wants everyone to see clearly how dissolute Nanping Junwang was! Playing in the cluster of flowers! Embracing left and right! Not at all inferior to the wife!

Unexpectedly, when the boat approached, he was surprised to find the whistling fellows had shut up. Ye Zhao was standing in the middle of the crowd, almost like a thorn, staring at him with ugly complexion. The atmosphere was heavy.

Right! What we need is this reaction!

Xia Yu Jin excitedly embraces the beauty showing a lot of attitudes.

A drunkard fellow leaned over and whispered a few words towards Ye Zhao.

Ye Zhao immediately motioned towards Xia Yu Jin with her hands, hinting for his boat to get a little closer.

Naturally, Xia Yu Jin does not comply and pulls a face at her.

Ye Zhao then grabs a rope on the side of the boat and ties it to a copper wine pot. She swings it for a few circles in the air before throwing it and hooking the pot on the railing of the opposite pleasure boat. Ye Zhao stepped on the rope and leisurely walk towards her husband’s boat.

She wants to beat him in front of so many people?!

Xia Yu Jin was a bit nervous, but then he thought if she beat him in front of people in a public place, he could report it to the Emperor and immediately ask for a divorce! Overjoyed at the unexpected good news, he gets up, straightens his back and instructs the Taoist nun to retreat back few steps. He bravely welcomes the incoming pain!

Unexpectedly, Ye Zhao, with a whole body smelling of alcohol, unsteadily walked past the rope. She examined the woman first, then looked at him. She was about to speak but she hesitated.

Xia Yu Jin smiles coldly and asked, “What are you looking at? Never seen a man visiting a brothel? Ah … sorry, I forgot you are used to drinking parties with female entertainers.”

Ye Zhao glanced again at the Taoist nun, and in low voice, she asked: “Where are the girls from?”

Xia Yu Jin raised his head and said: “This master wants to play with the woman. What do you want?”

“I didn’t mean that, don’t be so loud.” Ye Zhao hugged his shoulder and pulled him into a corner. With a low voice she sneakily asked, “Commandant Cavalry Liu said your young ladies look fresh with an unusual temperament. He wants me to ask which pleasure house they belong to, so he can visit to spend time with one or two girls.”

Xia Yu Jin quickly exploded. He jerked his body away, pointing a finger to Ye Zhao’s nose and asked: “Just now, you guys cheered and clapped. So it is to rob me of my girls?!”

This issue is really embarrassing.

Ye Zhao paused for a long time. Finally, she turned her sight to the river, nodding heavily: “It’s almost like that……”

Xia Yu Jin was somewhat proud as he boasted, saying “Humph, even if you cover the whole courtesans in Qin River, Laozi can still obtain beauties to serve me! Can you manage it?”

Ye Zhao turned to take a glimpse of him and saw the white fox fur softly fluttering by his ear. Due to the cold winds, his radiant face was a bit flushed. Xia Yu Jin had on a delightful expression and was very smart looking. Ye Zhao could not help but agree and said: “Truly is a beauty.”

Xia Yu Jin waved his hand impatiently: “Anyway, I’ll play with my beauties, you go back to those bunch of dirty men.”

“Don’t talk nonsense,” Ye Zhao hastily explained, “They have been following me for six years and are my good brothers who are willing to risk life and limb. I promised them after the victory, we would celebrate at Qin River. Now, we have finally come back after all the difficulties, earning success and recognition. A man’s words carry heavy weight, you can not go back on it. “

“Who cares about your things?” Xia YuJin thinks that what she says is a bit reasonable, but his heart is still very upset.

Ye Zhao hugs his shoulder again and leaned to his ear, she ambiguously asked: “It would be better if……How about you go and drink with everyone?”

Xia Yu Jin frowned and pushed away her hands in an annoyed manner.

Ye Zhao nipped his ear, grinned happily, and said, “I will introduce you to them, okay?”

Her normally rigid expression had softened a bit and the corner of her lips curved into a very warm smile. Her colored glass eyes were intoxicating. They glistened dazzlingly in the dim light and reflected within those eyes were gleaming waves under the sunshine, looking somewhat seductive.

Xia Yu Jin hesitated for a long time, but he was determined. He is ready to tactfully refuse.

Suddenly, from the opposite boat, a drunken and shirtless man rushed out. Looking at this side of the boat he shouted: “Where is the beauty? Just now you told me there is a delicate beauty with a slender waist and long legs?! “

Qiu Lao Hu was enjoying the wonderful lively scene. After seeing this sluggish fellow, who ruined the atmosphere, he angrily kicked him into the river and cursed: “What nonsense! You shit! What slender waist and long legged beauty! That is obviously the general’s man! You still want to f*cking flirt! Did you not see everyone here shut up?!”

Ye Zhao felt the person in her arms suddenly stiffen, his face becoming more and more ugly. She was just about to explain.

Xia Yu Jin aggressively stepped on her foot, he then grabbed the soil in the flower pot and raised it towards her eyes, struggling more fiercely than a trapped tiger.

Ye Zhao reluctantly released him.

Xia Yu Jin took the opportunity to jump into the cabin and forcefully slammed the door.

Ye Zhao went and knocked on the door to apologize: “Do not be angry. The brothers are not doing that on purpose, only their eyes were mistaken for a while.”

“Get lost! You damn terrible woman! Don’t ever appear in front of Laozi again!” Xia Yu Jin roared over the musical sounds echoing on the Qin river for a long time, “Laozi vows to the heavens! Later on, you and I are no more!”

The young Taoist nuns suppressed their smiles. Feeling nervous, they persuaded Ye Zhao to withdraw, while secretly sneaking a few looks at her, they then ran into the cabin to comfort their patron.

Ye Zhao touched her nose and dejectedly went back. There she saw each brother on the boat laughing until their belly hurt. The main culprit, Qiu Lao Hu, once again blurted out: “This young fellow is quite good. Facing such a valiant general, he knows he is not your match, but still dares to shut the door and stubbornly resist! Just like my character in those years! General has good eyes ah!”

She immediately raised her legs and fiercely kicked the butt of this nonsense-babbling fellow, sending him down to accompany the brother in the river and then she went back to drink.

“So cold! It’s killing me!” Qiu Lao Hu was struggling in the middle of the river as he shouted, “General! You f*cker values love more than friendship, Laozi has not finished with you!”

Ye Zhao took the wine pot and smashed it while passing: “Get lost!”

Hu Qing was still sitting inside the cabin holding a wine cup drinking down his sorrows. He rubbed his eyes before getting up and walking towards Ye Zhao. He said to her: “General, you are drunk.”

Ye Zhao took two sips of wine, slapped the table, and angrily rebuked: “Nonsense! Laozi will not get drunk even with thousand cups!”

Hu Qing carefully looked at her several times, shaking his head: “Come on, I’ve known you for seven or eight years. Every time you get drunk you will start to harass the beauty. Only this time you hit the wall right?”

Ye Zhao said with anger, “Flirting with my own husband is considered as harassing? It’s better than when you get drunk. Every time that happens, you go around seeking people to listen to you singing folk songs. It sounds more terrible than a duck. It’s enough to scare people to run from Mobei (North) to the South. The songs’ contents are so nauseous. It’s enough to make people vomit the food and drink they had the night before! I warned you, this time if you want to sing, find Qiu Lao Hu outside! If you dare to find me, I will kick you down the river to take a bath!”

Hu Qing’s eyes flashed a ray of disappointment, but he quickly laughed and thoughtlessly said: “What a shame. When a man is fond of the woman, what folly will do for her? However, your husband treated you so, perhaps he does not want to be closer.”

“Ha. From the beginning, he strongly refused the marriage. Then three to four times he set himself against me. It’s not that he does not like me, it is more like hate,” Ye Zhao raised her head gulping more cup of wine “But his anger is almost at the limit.”

Hu Qing asked: “For this battle, what is the general’s plan?”

Ye Zhao cast aside the cup in her hand, with the wine stained on the table she draws encirclement, and then she lightly said: “Since the beginning it was a dead end, I need to take a risk.”

Hu Qing asked again: “You’ve attacked for a long time without success. What are you going to do?”

Ye Zhao decisively said: “Temporarily withdraw to lure the enemy out.”

Hu Qing asked, “When are you going to strike back?”

Ye Zhao said, “Just tonight.”

The wine cup in her hands was crushed by her fingers.

In this life, there is no opponent she did not win! No prey she can not catch!

5 thoughts on “General Above I am Below Chapter 14”

  1. This chapter’s really funny. If all wives are like Ye Zhao, so cool about her husband spending time with other women, then men would be so happy.

    But I don’t understand, what are Taoist nuns doing in a pleasure boat

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    1. Taoist nun may refer to the female practitioner of Taoist sect. They can be a complete monk or can choose to get married. In the story, those nuns because of the allure of money, they agreed to accompany but not doing any of sexual things like common prostitutes.

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  2. Let me guess, that Hu Qing likes her. Oh why do all these poor supporting MLs always seem to be better and more decent than the real scumbag MLs? 😭😭

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